gunsandfireandshit:

hustlerose:

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

OSHA

oneheadtoanother:

electricxmayhem:

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

wiratomkinder:

The osmosis jones soundtrack cd is worth 30 dollars

*can be bought for 30 dollars. the worth of the osmosis jones soundtrack cd is priceless

bgm05:

my favorite dril thing is when he’ll just RT something from an account that hasn’t posted in six years and it’s clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it

vintageeveryday:

Elton John with the Pinball Wizard tall boots, 1975.

lipid:

mothtowers:

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

lakevida:

lakevida:

i fell in the ohio river once and that’s why i still haven’t had covid

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i’m scared

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

slutdge:

hungwy:

aurora-whisper:

hungwy:

i have seen catgirls in real life.

where

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.

thing about my bike getting stolen is i really don’t care who did it, most likely it was just one of the homeless folks in the area who found an unlocked door and took it and pawned it, which like, whatever, it feels neutral, i really don’t give a shit who did it or want anyone to get in trouble, i just want to know where it is so i can get it back :(